Rule #408: Always waste time when you haven't got any!
I'm called the Doctor. I'm a time-traveller, a hoper of far-flung hopes and a dreamer of improbable dreams.
Bit of a madman, admittedly, but at least I'm far more exciting than lamps and vegetables.
(ooc: okay I really am going to bed but my roommate is so tired that she just walked into the wall at the end of the hallway instead of going through the door to our room. #winning)