Rule #408: Always waste time when you haven't got any!
I'm called the Doctor. I'm a time-traveller, a hoper of far-flung hopes and a dreamer of improbable dreams.
Bit of a madman, admittedly, but at least I'm far more exciting than lamps and vegetables.
(ooc: so I whacked myself in the mouth earlier tonight. With my backpack as I was trying to take it off hard enough to knock my glasses off. Somehow. And it still hurts. I think I cut my lip a little with my glasses.)